NFL Owner to Players, “We have money and you don’t” (Parody)

Posted: February 13, 2011 by drunkonsports in Parody
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Dan Snyder, the controversial owner of the Washington Redskins has thrown the first stone in the fight between the NFL Owners and the NFL Players Association as talks continue to stall over the impending lockout and negotiation of the collective bargaining agreement that expires March 3rd. Snyder had this pointed message for the NFLPA in an interview with local ESPN Radio 980:

When it comes down to it, we have money, and you don’t.  If we don’t have football next year, where’s all your money? I’m worth $1.1 billion and I write your paychecks. Who do you think is going to win this battle?

NFLPA President Kevin Mawae quickly responded to these accusations:

I will leave it to the fans of Washington to speak on Dan Snyder and whether or not he has an honest bone in his body. If you can’t treat your fans or players with respect, who are you to even be involved with the NFL?

Snyder’s time has been mired by controversy over exploitation of fans and players for money. He once tried to sue a 13-year old fan for defamation of character after posting this video on YouTube attacking Snyder and the Redskins front office.

We were able to get a quick word from NFL wide receiver and outspoken member of the NFLPA Chad Ochocinco. He asked our reporters to make sure the camera was rolling and that he had only two words for Dan Snyder.

-Joshua Bowles


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